You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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