I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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