Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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