Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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