I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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