After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I want to be your penis for a week.
The uberlube is also flammable
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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