I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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