i may or may not be watching the land before time
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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