I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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