we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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