I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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