I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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