If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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