ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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