Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize