bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
