i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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