how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
