He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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