why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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