i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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