remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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