He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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