I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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