I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The adults are the big ones right?
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