I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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