STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I am spending my child support on dildos
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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