You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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