I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
birth control should be required to get into college
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
40s are totally the cure
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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