i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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