I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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