I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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