i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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