maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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