I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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