Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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