I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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