Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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