Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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