Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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