Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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