Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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