I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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