Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
she smelled like a LAN party
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
