i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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