He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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