I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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