So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Randomize
