I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
only you would photoshop your dick
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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