I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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