Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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