i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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