I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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